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Is it wrong to not go out with a guy if he doesn’t eat sushi? Is that a fair judge of a person? Perhaps not, but recently single and new to the dating scene, I’ve learned that men’s food habits reveal an interesting insight to their personalities.
I’ve started using the sushi test, which I’ve developed to speed up the process of discovering a man’s dating potential. The answer to “How do you feel about sushi?” can tell me more about a man than he realizes. The research is ongoing for this highly technical study, but in applying the sushi test to some recent dates my findings are as follows (Note: data does not apply to men with seafood allergies.):
Level 1: Wish They Were Fishing. Potentials who have never tried sushi because it looks disgusting or they would rather hook it on the end of a fishing rod. They likely have never traveled outside the United States, are self-described meat-and-potato types and most likely are huge sports fans. Usually a level 1 is a man’s men, not overly interested in the world of cuisine, but they could blow your mind with their knowledge of cars, sports or a personal hobby.
Level 2: The Daily Grinder. Those who have tried it but do not care for it tend to have select but slightly more varied hobbies and friends, have a desire to travel (although some haven’t actually done so) and they enjoy daily routines. They usually drive the speed limit and are good with numbers. Men who are good with money have trouble eating something the size of a donut hole for the price of a happy meal.
Level 3: The Risk Taker. Those who have tried it but prefer the non-raw version or only eat it on occasion, their friend pool is both numerous and diverse, they are mostly passionate about life, adventurous and generally fun to be around. Most are responsibly spontaneous and humble. In 50% of test cases they hold the door for you. They are usually decent with kids and good with money, but will splurge.
Level 4: Have Sushi Will Travel. Those who love sushi raw and order it often are usually open to anything, well-traveled, have a diverse music collection, can be somewhat self absorbed and independent and prefer books to Maxim Magazine. They also get the door 100% of the time, but don’t seem to call their mothers enough.
So, my study is likely highly inaccurate and full of limitations, but it’s a work in progress. Personally, I usually find I am most compatible with Level-3 men, but am expanding my data and willing to give any level a fair shot. Although the research may not be spot on, there is some truth to human tendencies.
French author and food critic Anthelme Brillat- Savarin was onto something when he said “Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you who you are.” Granted, he was probably not using sushi as a dating tool, but I will! So ladies, give it a shot, try the sushi test. And gentlemen, grab your chopsticks or your fishing rods, depending on, you know, your pallet.
Luckily, West Chester is a great place to find sushi places for any level. Date tested and approved:
Level 1-2:
Hibachi of Downingtown
985 E Lancaster Ave.
Downingtown, PA 19335-3328
610.518.2910
All You Can Eat Sushi Buffet: $19.99 gets you an incredible amount of food for those who are new to sushi and willing to try new things. You can try anything from maki rolls, hand rolls and sashimi from the sushi bar. In addition, you can have your fill of soups, salad seaweed salad, dumplings, tempura delights, various seafood selections including crab legs, perfectly fried calamari with an amazing sauce, shrimp, fresh fruit, dessert and more. Bring your appetite and adventure. Of course the regular Hibachi menu is available for the extreme level ones.
Date Drink Recommendations: The Flaming Volcano. The taste is close to a watered-down party punch, but the fact that it’s set aflame served in a two-layer bowl with 1.5-foot straws makes it worth it. It’s sure to get a reaction from the other restaurant goers and give you a much-needed buzz if your date is a bore. They also have a great selection of saki cocktails (Japanese rice wine) if the date is going well.
Level 2-3
Kooma Japanese Restaurant
151 West Gay St.
West Chester, PA 19380
610.430.8980
More information about Kooma Kooma
Safe place for all levels. Great maki, sushi and sashimi selections. Sashimi appetizer plate $11.00 to give you a starter course in raw stuff. Great combination platters for date nights. The atmosphere is very cool and the music is always good. The downtown location is great for moving on to other late-night haunts. Drink pick: Sweet 16 martini rimmed with Tang for a tasty flashback to junior high.
Level 3-4
Teikokou
5492 West Chester Pike
Newtown Square, PA
610.644.8270
More information about Teikoku Teikoku
A-Maz-ing! Perfect spot for level-4 men who know how to order. Head Chef Aniwat Dadhanachai (Chay) and manager Tik Sakuna know what they are doing. I believe that it is the freshest and tastiest sushi selection I’ve seen in Chester County. The chef’s choice sashimi plate was so beautiful that I had to take a picture of it. The 15 choices of perfectly cut, colorful fish were layered artfully on a bowl of ice as if it was at the fish market and garnished with greens. Each bite melts in your mouth. Be sure to try the unique Godzilla roll with shrimp tempura and BBQ eel topped with avocado, strawberry, honey, sweet soy and macadamia nuts. It’s almost in the middle of nowhere but worth the drive (if the date is a good one of course).
The Final Dish: What type of sushi eater are you?
13 Comments So Far
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So did you order the flaming volcano on Friday night because you found me boring ???
I love the assessment and may print out a hardcopy for future reference.
Pastry reviews made me hungry. Sushi reviews made me want a date with category ???
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You could never be boring silly… even though you wouldn’t eat the octopus eyes
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Mmmm… octopus eyes
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As our relationship has progressed considerably over the past few years- we should move up to maybe the Teikokou level- I’m ready if you are-
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Rating men on their sushi-eating ability is silly and offensive.
That’s like me saying the more that women dig beer (which I love), the more I’m going to like them.Just judge dates on personality, not their maki roll ingestion.
(PS – wanna’ date?)
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I throughly enjoyed your sushi dating critique. I am a guy and seemed to agree with it on many levels.
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I have to agree Teikoku is a wonderful spot for Sushi. 2 years ago I attended their sushi making class and while my skills need a little more tuning the product was delicious!
My wife is a number 1 … so Mary when are we going to Teikoku?
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Printed out and on the plane with me this afternoon.
You will be famous if not only for this one very on point entry.
Now Teikoku was much more fun when it just opened…. not so much anymore
San Francisco I am on my way and you have got to hear about this lady in WC
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Sushi is so passé. Sashimi is the real test!
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For some of the best sushi with in a 1/2 hour try this place. I found it to be some of the best sushi I have ever tried! The owners are great!
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I’m not a single white male so I don’t fit into any of these levels, but I really enjoyed reading your analysis. If you are from the land of sushi, I guess you have to judge the person by how he eats sushi.
Level 1: Spend more time eating than talking.
Level 2: Spend too much time talking about himself.
Level 3: None of the above. -
I’m not the biggest sushi fan in the world but my girlfriend loves it, and I guess it is growing on me more and more since she always wants to go out to eat, and her number one choice is always sushi
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The auth seems to be quite ormisguided with her sushi stereotyping system. I love sushi, traveling, and trying new things (level IV), but I am also a huge fan of sports, beer, pizza, hamburgers, and oggling beautiful women (level I). I am a dirtball and I love to use crass and sexually explicit language on a frequent basis despite the fact that I actually have a rather expansive vocabulary and a degree in Chemical Engineering. The last song on my iPod shuffle was thuglife-glorifying rap by Tupac, and the song I’m listening to now is Enya. Lumping men into categories seems to be a common fatal flaw made by women in the dating scene. Men are much more complex than we are given credit for, and women will not be able to figure out a man after a few dates even though most of them (author included) insist they can. Although there is something to be said for some level of compatibility when it comes to small things like cuisine, women tend to forget that there are just as many “sophisticated” male jerks out there as there are “simpleton” jerks.


